• Users: Why don't you offer a setting for X?
  • Microsoft: We DO offer a setting for X! It's in the Group Policy Editor.
  • Users: Wait, I can't find the Group Policy Editor.
  • Microsoft: You're using a home edition of Windows. You have no use for something like group policies.
  • User: But you hid a bunch of useful settings for X away in there!
  • Microsoft: Do you want to buy Windows Pro?

somasis:

back up your files often , backup your files safely

  • Me: My hair's so curly
  • ...
  • Me: You already know~
  • Sister: Saw THAT coming a mile away

triple-q:

The girls of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, drawn in Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt style.

Commissioned by ET3 Touchpad

feelingfairyish:

Watched the Powerpuff Girls for the first time in eons today.

feelingfairyish:

Watched the Powerpuff Girls for the first time in eons today.

thelingerielesbian:

blanksandbobbypins:

Cause vintage WWI lesbians are the best lesbians.

Is ‘adorable’ the right word?

mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me