somasis:

actually im the mare too

mare somasis for mayor

mnxmnkmnd replied to your post “I will burn the next person who uses the “white people = mayonnaise”…”

i like mayonnaise and also vanilla, i’m pretty much the whitest

rickowensfursuit replied to your post “I will burn the next person who uses the “white people = mayonnaise”…”

mayo is the best condiment YOU HEATHEN

Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’m not above eating the stuff

But if I think too long about what it actually is I get grossed out

A bit like sausage, in a way

equestrian-pony-blog:

Rake by otakuap

My first thought was “Sideshow Pinkie”
Growing up in the 1990s has left The Simpsons permanently embedded in my consciousness

equestrian-pony-blog:

Rake by otakuap

My first thought was “Sideshow Pinkie”

Growing up in the 1990s has left The Simpsons permanently embedded in my consciousness

I will burn the next person who uses the “white people = mayonnaise” metaphor/analogy/figure-of-speech with the cigarette ligther from a 1992 Plymouth Sundance

Don’t think I won’t do it

rangerkimmy:

mypatronusisyou:

there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself

i read some fucking weird fanfiction

the fact that I don’t know if this is ‘read’ or ‘read’ presents two very different thoughts here

one of past regret and one of ongoing concern

Who said it can’t be both?

ahr42p:

One thing I like about Tumblr is how I can discover niche-cultures and casually follow them and accumulate loads of information I’d never have even bothered to research otherwise.

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

beloved-monsters:

bluh i slept through physics 

i’m an adult

You too, eh?

I made the brilliant mistake of forgetting to make coffee because I was in such a hurry this morning

  • Professor: Man, I'm tired.
  • Student: How many classes did you teach before this one?
  • Professor: In my entire career? Let me think...
  • Student: ...No, just today.
  • Professor: Oh! Just one. But I didn't get much sleep.

atimewillcomeforsinging:

I’m particularly annoyed about the trig class because NOBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT I NEEDED TO TAKE IT IN ADDITION TO HAVING PASSED COLLEGE ALGEBRA AT CSUSB. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT OUT OF THE WAY WHEN MATH WAS STILL FRESH IN MY BRAIN.

Heh, I ended up in the same situation a while back. I took college algebra all the way back in 2010 thinking it was the last math I needed to take, then I decided I wanted to be an engineer and I had to take trig. Took a while to get myself back in a mathy state of mind.