princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

zeekubeast:

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

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ahr42p replied to your photo “It’s official: I’m a Buckeye! Er, a buckeye in the sense that I’m a…”

good luck!

Thank you! ^_^

It’s official: I’m a Buckeye!
Er, a buckeye in the sense that I’m a student at The Ohio State University. I’m not literally the buckeye in the photograph…that was just a cute little thing they handed out at orientation. ^_^
Classes start next month…I’m excited but also nervous…

It’s official: I’m a Buckeye!

Er, a buckeye in the sense that I’m a student at The Ohio State University. I’m not literally the buckeye in the photograph…that was just a cute little thing they handed out at orientation. ^_^

Classes start next month…I’m excited but also nervous…

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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