Central Avenue

aegisaglow replied to your post: Thinking about unicorns for too long is seriously…

not looponiess?

What’s this? You inserted “ponies” in a context where it actually makes sense? That’s quite unusual.

In fact, one might say…it’s a Rarity.

<Haven> CentralAvenue, Juan: pony
<CentralAvenue> Yay!
<Juan> no
<Haven> two kinds of horses in the world

By decree of the princess, pegasi shall update all clouds to conform to standard highway code because FOR TOO LONG cumulonimbi have been ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE interstate shields and that is DISGRACEFUL

aegisaglow

ponies

highway standards

princesshood

9/10 well done

aegisaglow replied to your post: whydontihatemarrymyself replied to your post: …

it’d be a real rein of terror

freakshowimprov replied to your post: whydontihatemarrymyself replied to your post: …

it might be horrifying, but if you want to be a one sometimes then you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth

whydontihatemarrymyself replied to your post: whydontihatemarrymyself replied to your post: …

i canter imagine why not

These are all pretty good!

Moral of the story: On Tumblr, you can always rely on your followers when you’re in need of (uni)corny jokes.

<CentralAve> It'd be nice if one of these streets had my full name, but I guess "Her Royal Highness Princess Avenue of Centralia" is too long to fit on most signs.
<Haven> Princess of Centralia? You're the princess of an abandoned town that's constantly on fire?
<CentralAve> why does everybody immediately go for the mine fire town
<HederaHelix> There's also that one place on I-5 that had really bad landslides because they cut down all the trees in the nearby hills
<CentralAve> Ugh, fine
<CentralAve> But seriously, what else can I do with "Central"?

Sonia Nevermind from Dangan Ronpa 2, because she is a princess who is so princess-y it somehow counts as a superpower. Also, I can imagine her taking a bunch of pictures of Japanese road signs.

aegisaglow

Ooh, sounds cool! :D