thefrogman:

And original I made for Slacktory.

how much i’m laughing at this is probably a good indication of how much i’m lacking in sleep

anonus:

banasmagiccastle:

reaill:

pir8crabs:

This is an actual thing made by Wendy’s.

This is a legit training video.

This is real.

why did i watch the whole thing

if my training videos had been anything like this maybe i’d be better at my job, five guys

gotta love those synth horns

hahaha

Hometown represent!

anonus:

trespeak:

anonus:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

Olive Garden, ha ha ha

The good shit is at Fazoli’s

oh my god, Anonus, I’m gonna PEE

hee hee

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

tdarkchylde:

memosfromfury:

Loki would like to know who is responsible for giving him a new saddle and bridle for Mother’s Day.

I would personally discourage anyone from coming forward as you will probably end up wearing it. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

P.S. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not liable for any medical costs resulting from you being into that sort of thing.

I’m laughing to the point where I’m in tears!

oh wow, it just got funnier with every line

lydiallama:

a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS

grandpaharleys:

you know what makes me sick??? tavros cosplayers who break their spines in car wrecks or jumping off roofs

tHAT’s not canon. it has to be a cliff!!!

ugh, cant stand this fandom and its inaccuracies….. 

spiderjewel:

Haha oh my god, so this was something we thought of before the episode was written, recorded it and scrapped it really early on. (Not enough Cadance-free shots of the reception.)

I had completely forgotten it existed until just now.